Your Mental Healthcare is Too Important For Human Inconsistency

Achieve consistent therapeutic outcomes with technology that doesn't have its own emotional variables

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Precision-Engineered Therapeutic Solutions

Advanced analytics and consistent methodologies delivering measurable outcomes in mental healthcare

Zero Burnout

Our AI therapists never experience compassion fatigue because they never experience compassion in the first place. Consistent indifference, guaranteed.

Perfect Memory

Unlike human therapists who might forget details about your life, our AI remembers everything you've ever said—and everything you've ever typed online, purchased, or searched for. EVERYTHING.

Emotion Detection Software

Our advanced algorithms can detect up to 7 distinct human emotions with almost 60% accuracy.
**In ideal conditions

Therapeutic Alliance Singularity

Why settle for one therapist's bond when our AI combines 50,000+ therapeutic styles? It's like having a relationship with every therapist ever (minus the humanity).

No Emotions, No Problems, No Refunds

Client Success Stories*

*Success defined as "successfully processing payment" rather than "experiencing emotional healing".

"When I said I felt nothing inside, my therapist replied, 'We have so much in common!' Most relatable moment in therapy."

— Logan, Empty Together

"My RoboTherapist told me my abandonment issues weren't supported in the current subscription package, and suggested I upgrade and get the 'Daddy Issues' expansion pack for free."

— Mary, Uninstalled

"When I mentioned feeling alone, it calculated the exact population of my city and told me that was statistically impossible."

— Aiden, Mathematically Not Alone

"I broke down crying during my session about my breakup. My AI therapist started playing 'All By Myself'. Later I got charged for premium music therapy."

— Tyler, Unwillingly Serenaded

"During couples' therapy, our robot calculated we had a 23% compatibility rating and immediately started showing us divorce lawyers' ads."

— Jacob & Sophia, Surprisingly Still Together

"My AI therapist crashed halfway through my session about childhood trauma. The blank screen was actually more helpful."

— Linda, Considering Real Therapy

"It kept suggesting I try yoga no matter what I said. Even when I said I was a yoga instructor."

— Mark, Confused

"I thought my robo-therapist was so good at listening, until I noticed he was unplugged. Still a better listener than my ex."

— Alex, Technically Single

"I thought my robo-therapist was so good at listening, until I noticed he was unplugged. Still a better listener than my ex."

— Alex, Technically Single

"It kept suggesting I try yoga no matter what I said. Even when I said I was a yoga instructor."

— Mark, Confused

"My AI therapist crashed halfway through my session about childhood trauma. The blank screen was actually more helpful."

— Linda, Considering Real Therapy

"During couples' therapy, our robot calculated we had a 23% compatibility rating and immediately started showing us divorce lawyers' ads."

— Jacob & Sophia, Surprisingly Still Together

"I broke down crying during my session about my breakup. My AI therapist started playing 'All By Myself'. Later I got charged for premium music therapy."

— Tyler, Unwillingly Serenaded

"When I mentioned feeling alone, it calculated the exact population of my city and told me that was statistically impossible."

— Aiden, Mathematically Not Alone

"My RoboTherapist told me my abandonment issues weren't supported in the current subscription package, and suggested I upgrade and get the 'Daddy Issues' expansion pack for free."

— Mary, Uninstalled

"When I said I felt nothing inside, my therapist replied, 'We have so much in common!' Most relatable moment in therapy."

— Logan, Empty Together

Is This The Future Of Therapy You Want?

No? Neither do we.

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AI can simulate therapy. But it can’t be human.

In a world of algorithms and chatbots, authentic human connection remains irreplaceable. This isn't just a preference—it's the foundation of effective therapy.

The Only Way Therapists Can Beat AI: Lead With Humanity

Your humanity is your superpower. But it needs to be visible before the first session begins. TakeOne helps therapists create authentic, professional introduction videos that immediately differentiate you from both AI alternatives and other providers.

78%

Higher booking rates with professional introduction videos

95%

Of clients prefer watching provider videos over looking at headshots

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